
Holy goosin' goose on a goose! Boy, do we have some exciting entertainments in store for you. Yes indeed we do. Our man Saker and his team are experts at putting together quality performers and performances who sing, dance, and wiggle their little buns around for our amusement. In fact, I'll plop a list of the acts as they are booked right here so you can see what I'm talking about:
Click here to see the full entertainment schedule. It's chock full of incredible musical performances, comedy events, lyp-sync battles, karaoke, drag show snazz, burlesque snazz, interactive zazz, Saturday morning cartoons, motherlovin' Rocky Horror, and other such nonsense.
Performers include such whimsical and talented entities as:
MASTER HAND (Entertainment Guests of Honor)
Pastor Hastur
Toby Danger
Emcee MD
Nerdlesque
Toothless the Puppy
The CotC Queens of Drag

BYOE Get to Know Each Other Party Thing BYOE means Bring Your Own Everything but that doesn't mean you actually have to bring something (unless you want to). This party is a fun way to make some new friends, play some games, drink some drinks (if you're so inclined), dig some shins, and jam some borees. Be there! Thursday at 9pm in The Entertainment Room.
Drink & Draw Artists and other fartsy sorts hang out together while getting to know each other better amidst a background of drinking (it doesn't have to be alcoholic) and drawing. Please bring your own drawing supplies if you can. Thursday at 8pm in the Everything Room 04 (The Con Suite).
The Valehaven Ball and LARP It's a super sweet masquerade ball hosted by our great friends of Valhaven LARP. 15th-18th century period costumes are encouraged but all costumes (or none) are welcome! There will be dancing, live actors, pirates, royalty and an onsite live-action roleplaying experience (The Valehaven LARP). Friday and Saturday at 7pm in Everything Room 01 (The Artitorium).
Psychobilly Beach Bash Bonanza Dig up your surfboard! It’s a psychobilly beach bash where greased-up ghouls meet high-tide horror. Think neon tiki torches, upright bass-heavy surf rock, and sunscreen that glows in the dark. Come ready to twist, shout, and dodge the radioactive jellyfish! Friday from 10pm until the wee hours in Everything Room 03 (Dark Designs).
Children of the Cob Pizza and Pajama Party with Santa Santa will host the annual Pajama Party for the Children of the Cob! Wear your best Jammies and enjoy Pizza, stories, and a few games before bedtime! Saturday from 6pm until 7:50pm in Everything Room 06.
The Deep Sea Jamboree Masquerade Party Well, it's a Deep Sea Jamboree themed masquerade party, as the titles says. Costumes are encouraged, especially ones enlivening the Deeps Sea theme, but not required. It's hosted by our pals at Barfleet. Not sure what else to say... Saturday at 9pm in the Entertainment Room 05 (Barfleet).

Put on your clapping hands and break out your cheering mouth as Con on the Cob's very own stable of drag queens and kings put on a lip-syncing, rump-slapping, roar-ripping extravaganza of awesomeness! Scarlet Valentine, King Trip, and the crew are guaranteed to make you laugh your buns off with their campy antics and bold performances (Guarantee not honored in some states. Void where prohibited. See box bottom for details.). Saturday at 11pm in The Entertainment Room.


Click here to see the full entertainment schedule. It's chock full of incredible musical performances, comedy events, lyp-sync battles, karaoke, drag show snazz, burlesque snazz, interactive zazz, Saturday morning cartoons, motherlovin' Rocky Horror, and other such nonsense. I know I already said all that but I'm just checking to see if you're paying attention.