Get Merch

The Hatter rummaged around and found some of last year's merchandise. Bill the Lizard told me to call it the RETRO-VINTAGE-CLASSIC merch store. Also, you can preorder this year's shirt at a discount.

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Has Restrictions Purchase benefits charity Buy as low as {{product.properties.lowest_price|currency}} Complimentary only Currently not for sale